sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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