Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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