Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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