so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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