your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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