I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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