just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i think im in europe. pls send help
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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