no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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