It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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