What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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