is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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