So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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