I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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