I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
one might say we're banned from that church
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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