You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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