so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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