drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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