did you get engaged???
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
