He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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