I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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