his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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