the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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