Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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