I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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