I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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