Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
