Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
