were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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