I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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