If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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