There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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