She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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