Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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