Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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