Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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