yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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