You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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