I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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