Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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