just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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