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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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