that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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