you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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