god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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