So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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