Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think my vagina is haunted
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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