i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
