Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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