Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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