Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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