i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
This house was built for laser tag.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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