idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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