Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You're so nebulous sometimes
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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