Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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