i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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