whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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