To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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